Quick and as usual, dirty.
Like slavering hounds chasing the kitten down the course, the freepers are off to the great Zot tournament, in this gem of a thread:
You will note that Jimbo is jumping out of the weeds with the ZotHammer already in post #4, and that the tone is already so hysterical in the Begathon that freepers even thinking out of the straitjacket may not last long. If I were knarf, I’d pipe down amd hide under the nearest table. It might help if there’s a lot of greasy food, creamcakes and cats on it.
The graphics I expected are starting to show up, with the obscenely fat baby so well-known for for being pinned on his parents tire iron is depicted issuing a zot-challenge to all disloyal members of the cult.
Actually, I think Jim – and the inner freeperium – may be infected by Toxoplasma, a catific bacterium that drives its vicitms insane and orders them into serfdom to cats. Obviously, the need for mansions, huge food mountains, and ritual attacks on whatever catches the maniac’s attention is another aspect of the unsanitary animals mode of being. This is going to be a very fun Begathon :).
Bonus Question: Who owns this child? Is a Freeper responsible for his abuse?
So the mad hatter of FR is demanding that people slit the throat of their paycheck envelope and send some of that green to the wheeled delegation of drunks sitting guard at the border, protecting the country against Nonfreepers, Antifreepers, Mormons, Homosexualists, catfish, and various brown people. Enabling them to turn FR into “a weapon”.
Sorry to disappoint you, crackpots: the only kind of “weapon” FR is and will ever be is the kind you stick in your mouth and pull the trigger on.
Very sad, actually – you coulda been contenders, you rotting collection of holyrolling jellyrollers.
Just a small comment on the onrolling madness of the FR begathons. They are no longer funny, just sad and predictable. If I was a betting critter I’s probably make book on when the FR kadres would kill some of their sheep for money. Piece of advice: be very careful of what you sign.
Now, that wasn’t funny but just nasty. This, on the other hand, IS funny. Pre-Obama Katzenjammer Kids.
Before the world got to worship at a Black Nazist’s feet.
That is Freeper Language and means that I am hip to the Catladies and am on the road to becoming P.R.E.F.E.C.T.
Just pulling your legs, ppl. Or spinning your wheels. Whatever feels right.
Today, I’ve looked in on the Begathon. Again. It’s getting awfully old, and awfully stoopid. But I have a comparison to make.
This is John Kerry, or as we all know him, “Lurch”. Meshuge Mikey has doctored him so that his eyes are blinking. His nose, though, is static. With only two more years of intensive training on the Free Photoshop Mikey will be able to remedy that, I’m sure.
Kerry was wounded in the Vietnam War. It seems to have been only a buttcheek wound from a flying rice grain, but still – there was blood and probably the need for a patch.
He’s a War Hero. Lol.
This is Jim Robinson, or as we all know him, Boss. He’s always appearing in his wheelchair, wearing his Navy cap and flying his American flags. He’s a War Hero.
But no. None of the kind. He never saw combat, he served on a ship safely offshore and his only commendation as far as I’ve been able to find was for lugging shells that were shot by a gunner at targets out of view.
But the impression for the gullible – deliberate, I’m damn sure – is that he lost his legs to the Communist enemy somehow.
Frauds. The more they differ, the more they’re the same.
Just got my stuff together and made iced coffee, arguably the greatest thing since sliced bread (and unsliced bread, for that matter). It’s hot and sweaty, and the stuff go down by the gallon. Dancing on the ceiling :).
But I notice that the Freepers are intensely concerned about homosexuals, and they now have two new memes from the woohooed boss parasite:
1. The immigrants are pedophiles involved in the human trafficking business.
There are a few things to remember regarding that one, of course, like the Vetscor and Norma Jean connection. COYOTE does indeed seem to be part of a network involving human trafficking to Asia and elsewhere.
Some links showing who and what are here:
Way to go, Freepers. Running trafficking networks in Asia while screaming about the Mexicans.
2. Because of the homosexuals, animals will lie down with people and even with grasshoppers. Nothing is mentioned yet of frogs, but if a Homosexualist kissed one it would probably turn into JR. One of the Begathon catladies seems to have gotten her wires slightly crossed, however:
Freepathon donors will have their way with, well… animals. Maybe grasshoppers too. Any Freepers named “Timmy”?
Just in closing: also note that DjMac is blogpimping. Other people’s blogs, that is. Note the copyright in the bottom of the graphic. All is fair in swindle and piracy, you know :).
I have been slightly remiss lately, and not watched the mad fun at Freerepublic very closely.
But I notice that JR, together with the catladies, is having a sort of purgefest of people who are not properly indoctrinated. The purgatory boys and girls uniformly have a psychotic, almost laserlike, concentration on hurt butts. Anyway, one of the Zotmasters have put up a new Zot graphic:
So, you’ll notice the little graphic on the bottom of the page? That is stolen from Joel Veitch, the guy who actually invented the Viking Kittens. And I don’t think Mr. Veitch would like the freepers much. At all.
Here’s a little thing (actually, I think, Joel’s second Viking Kitten production. For some reason, he has captured the Freepers so precisely it’s uncanny.
Rathergood doesn’t have a preview, but take my word for it. It’s rather good.
What I’m also noticing is that JR and the catladies and whatever cowed Freeps are left are “disappearing” people, like they’ve taken a leaf of two from ol’ Joe. Stalin, that is. And I have something quite interesting here:
Arrest me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this a doctored old poster from the USSR? I can swear I have seen it at a Communist Party outlet somewhere, but can’t remember where. Give a shout if you have seen it.
Seeing that our friends from Robinsontown, on their mooching expedition to Murrieta, have come head to head with another brownish cult, let’s have a look:
As you can see, the cult of the Berets is just as obsessed with loyalty to the “Commandante” as are the Freepers. They do not have a real culture of Zot yet, but they’re sure working hard on their purges, and like FR they score an easy 12 out of 10 on the pomposity index.
So much for our little brown friends. They have feuds. Evidently there are more than one variety of Brown Beret; there are at least three websites in our DB from long ago. And they don’t like each other. Rather like Jimrob and old freepers, in fact.
Now, the Mooching Expedition seems to be vexed with Sean Hannity “disparaging” them. At the same time, Freeper factotum LucyT, home at beggar central, is screaming her head off at the risk of the strangers imporing Ebola and even biowar agents.
And out there in the field we have Syncro poking his bearded slob visage over the roof of JR’s airconditioned plushmobile, fretting about how the Mexican Criminals will rape the US Teenage Sex Workers, and take them into bondage for the child sex trade. I suppose he fears that Vetscor’s various sexworker rings will face stiff competition.
You didn’t know that there is pervo prostitution associated with Vetscor/FR? If so, it’s just that you didn’t want to know.
I link you back to one example, we have others on here:
Anyway, JR’s expedition to secure more donations seems to have fallen woefully on its face, and may not even cover its own costs. Gas for the Plushmobile is unlikely to be free, although I suppose his GPS is set to hit every Freeper household between the Robinson Mansions and Murrieta. They’re claiming “VICTORY”, however, since they were mentioned by Greta – the Fox TV crew had parked just steps away from the Plushmobile. Or rather, the Plushmobile were parked just steps away from the Fox crew :).
Oh, and I see that some Freepers have taken to calling Syncro “perfessor”. Looking at his profile, I note a short rant in Latin, so at least I know he can read dictionaries. And it is, no surprise, pompous -like clipped from the Samuel Francis band…
As the Robinsontown begathon hits its stride, I’ve been waiting for the wheeled wonder to pull a fast one to get the Freeperblood up. And here it is:
So JR is setting out on his customary mooching tour, ostensibly with the purpose of showing spine in standing up to the invasion of odious brown people who carry pestilent disease and maybe hidden arabs and weapons of mass destruction.
There will be photo ops, of course, showing JR with conservative celebrities or at least with sunglassed maniacs chowing off their decked-out gunware. And should there be blood – not that JR will be closer than 20 miles – it will translate a wetback crisis straight into a greenback bonanza.
Me, I’m just waiting for someone at FR to stop him from pushing the site into straight up wire fraud. Because that is what it is, when the tables of donors are teeming with dead people being used for fundraising purposes across state lines, and even national borders.
Exactly the kind of activity, in fact, that is the NSA mandate.
We are in July, and it’s Insaniac Summer. Fun, fun, fun for the whole family and for Robinsontown. And particularly for those of us watching Robinsontown in wide-eyed wonder.
Oh well. Let’s just point out that there are other insane and mendacious people apart from Jimrob, Politico is a fantastic example at the moment:
So Obama has the power to heal. Obviously his laying on of hands can cure aids, polio, supertub -and as Homo Tyrannicus he’ll have a unique need for making STDs go away. He can probably not cure near-terminal stupidity though, even if he holds his head in his hands from now until the Fenris Wolf eats him or the sun goes out.
But not only that, Politico sells the ability to heal Herpes just by curling your upper lip. Now, if all we need to do to make Obama (and Michelle) go away is to sneer, I’ll start six-hour a day lipcurling exercises right away.
Anyway, the FR Begathon is crawling its first inches, possibly to an unmarked grave. The catladies have posted untold hundreds of Cat Anuses, Cakes, Food Orgies and so on, so Jimrob’s paid FreeperFleecers are sort of flying out the gate. However, it seems the money is not flying in the gate. Which isn’t unexpected. But the activity is furious, and the place is already reeking with cat-piss.
Actually, I saw something interesting today: one of the Duck Dynasty boys was born out of wedlock, and it seems the Duck patriarch married his mother “informally” when she was sixteen. So that would seem to indicate that one of the Freeper Gods has at least a Statutory Rape under his belt. Good to know what the moral paragons will put up with.
Did I say Paragons?
What was I thinking. There are no Freeper Moral Paragons. But there are Freeper Moral Parakeets :).
This has been a day especially full of social insanity, and we have a tsunami of Free Republic mania washing over the land as Jim Robinson is feeling the pinch of donors jumping ship, and Jim tries to lure back suckers that he has banned in the hope that he can fleece them another time. We’ll see how that plays out, but it doesn’t look promising.
But first, just a couple of snapshots from the idiotglobe:
In Italy, the food producer Findus is endorsing homosexual marriage. I actually, back in my wild and wooly days, worked for that company doing unspeakable things to fish. Now it seems the company is more into doing unspeakable things to anuses (or is that “anii”?). I expect they’ll have new naming soon, like FindusSodom.
From MEMRI comes the news that a Saudi “Scholar” claims that Mickey Mouse and basically all of Sesame Street is a Jewish Plot to destroy the world. The poor man is obviously confused – first of all, Sesame Street’s artist is an insane antisemite, as we document here:
NB: I haven’t checked the link to Mr. Dee himself lately.
Anyway, I have no doubt that our Norwegian Scholars will take issue with the confused arab and tell him that the Jewish Plot is really against the Known Universe
But back to FR. It seems JR is trying to stir up an actual shooting war in Texas. His “praetorian guard” has been, for years, a particularly lunatic group centered around Tom Eaker. And is you look a bit at Mr. Eaker’s FR profile, he’s certainly itching for war – against JimRob’s opponents.
And JimRob’s sedition/incitement thread:
So I guess we’ll see at next begathon, which is just a week or so away. There has aready been activity by Freepers yanking their monthly donations, but maybe Jim figures that if he can incite some real bloodletting it’ll mean money in the bank.
Never a dull moment…