Quick and as usual, dirty.
Funny stuff, word games. Free association can lead you in all kinds of pleasant and surprising directions. Or even unpleasant and shocking. Example: back in 1971 there was a novelist named Joy Chant who wrote a book titled “Red Moon and Black Mountain”. It was about all the standard stuff; a young wizard fighting entrenched evil, that sort of thing. If you wanted to do a little association trip and write a book about Barack Hussein Obama, you might title it “Black Clown and White House”. Now, people tend to think the president is an incredibly sharp knife, so much so that he has his very own little closet in the drawer. Where he does important and world-saving stuff like watching soaps (Mad Men, House MD), sports, and sorting his golf clubs.
As luck (or maybe boredom) would have it, I have just been watching lots of “House MD”, evilly squirreled away on VHS tapes. And the strange thing is that Obama bin Fraud seems to have been extraordinarily obsessed with this TV-series. So much so that he hired one of the actors (Kal Penn, who plays Dr. Kuttner and is tragically killed when he needed to leave the series to go hold Mr. Obama’s hand. Dr. Kuttner has a competitor in the series, Dr. Taub. Dr. Taub is a Jew, and is not well liked by the series title figure who is a tortured genius obsessed with saving the world and being right. And even more importantly, proving everyone else, particularly the Jew, wrong.
So it would seem that El Presidente has a soft spot for the tortured savior. Which leads us to the joke. Sort of. Maybe there’s even jokes inside jokes here.
House may be portrayed as a genius in the series, but for people who know (and remember), the actor who plays House is perhaps more known as Bertie Wooster, the slack-jawed upper-crust village idiot who is a member of the Drone Club and a puppet of his manservant Jeeves.
So who or what is Jeeves in the White Household? And is he/she/it having fun?
Lol. I know I am. Are you?
Now, this is a nasty development:
So, there seems to be a person carrying Ebola in his semen. You may remember that I wondered about virus latency earlier, and this raises a whole bucketfull of uncomfortable questions. One of them being, of course, will ebola at some point be capable of transmitting unobtrusively as an STD? If so, that would make Ebola the star in this century’s liberal firmament. Death Star, but still.
In news of the US, I see that Mr. Obama bin Fraud has just cancelled the Constitution, dissolved the Nation, declared himself Caliph or Emperor or King or something, and performed a “neener neener”. He may get away with it. The British government certainly did get away with it when they deliberately imported large numbers of jihadists to permanently change the face of Britain and obliterate Britain-that-was. Quislingism is today’s religion; certainly the State Religion.
More popcorn. Things may get *real* interesting.
Like slavering hounds chasing the kitten down the course, the freepers are off to the great Zot tournament, in this gem of a thread:
You will note that Jimbo is jumping out of the weeds with the ZotHammer already in post #4, and that the tone is already so hysterical in the Begathon that freepers even thinking out of the straitjacket may not last long. If I were knarf, I’d pipe down amd hide under the nearest table. It might help if there’s a lot of greasy food, creamcakes and cats on it.
The graphics I expected are starting to show up, with the obscenely fat baby so well-known for for being pinned on his parents tire iron is depicted issuing a zot-challenge to all disloyal members of the cult.
Actually, I think Jim – and the inner freeperium – may be infected by Toxoplasma, a catific bacterium that drives its vicitms insane and orders them into serfdom to cats. Obviously, the need for mansions, huge food mountains, and ritual attacks on whatever catches the maniac’s attention is another aspect of the unsanitary animals mode of being. This is going to be a very fun Begathon :).
Bonus Question: Who owns this child? Is a Freeper responsible for his abuse?
Wowsa! Here I come moseying along expecting my old blog, and I’m presented with boops. And have to reset my stuff just to be able to see the theme. Let’s see how this thing rolls.
Anyway, I see that JR over at Robinsontown is up to his old shenanigans, sending henchmen to other blogs and sites to disrupt, still running fake lists of monthly donors (it doesn’t matter if you’re dead, zombified, gone to join cannibal ISIS, or have demanded to be taken off the lists). That html must be made of sun-dried dung rather like a Kraal from the UN King’s homeland. But no amount of swindles can land Boss Hog in jail, obviously :).
As you can see, the Bilbo Beggins Brigade has run out of imagination somewhat. I wonder when one of them will come up with the idea of a hefty plate price for being on the President’s Enemy List?
But things may not be altogether well in the land of Grifty and Grafty.
Extolling the virtues of Mitt Romney. When I looked, JR and the slavering Mormon-hater hordes hadn’t shown up yet. But I expect they will, and then there will be a few less Freepers.
Things are heating up again in the Middle East, as they will as long as muslims exist. They are also heating up in Europe, which they will because Europe’s name is Quisling, Brzinski, Hitler, Stalin and a host of creatures in an unbroken tradition of antisemitism and corruption in the highest levels of government and the lowest levels of “secret” state organs. The incompetence of it all just makes your hair hurt.
At home, here in Norway, the screamers for HAMAS are quite naturally in overdrive, and we see the social fabric of this septic tank of a country in all its naked glory in the social media – like the fat boardmember of one of Norway’s large businesses who uses, seemingly, several hours a day preaching support for HAMAS on Twitter. Out of Love. Or the far-left Israeli journalist who makes her living in Europe writing antizionist swill, which the nazists eagerly pays for. Pardon me if I think that Israel should drop a nuclear device on a few large European cities, just to get the roaches back under their rocks again. Heck, I’d even swallow the inevitable blip in internet service and having to check my iodine supply.
In Israel, Netanyahu seems to have lost patience and is no longer as gullible as when Bill Clinton hornswoggled him at Wye, promising him that Pollard would be released if they would just give the oldest Jewish city to Amalek, the Democrats other half – and then triumphantly sneered: “I lied!”, when he thought nobody but Netanyahu heard him.
Now, there is an Israeli soldier missing again, and again grabbed by Amalek in the middle if a so called “ceasefire”. I see the IDF have declared him dead, and knowing HAMAS and their kohorts, they probably ripped him apart. And ate him. Just wait for HAMAS gloating over the taste, with pictures.
The world of islam, and the left, is indeed that of Lenzi’s “Cannibal Ferox”.
Meanwhile, the UN is demanding that Israel give the “Iron Dome” to HAMAS. Not being suicidal, Israel won’t do that, of course, but they have given the Dome to Obama, which is like giving nukes to Hitler. So the tech will find its way to HAMAS anyway.
So, Armageddon, kids. Quite possibly. The Russians always planned for a fought-and-won thermonuclear war; they know it’s doable. So does Israel, their workgroup on nuclear conflict has been available for many, many years but for some reason it’s something not much spoken about.
I’ll just sit tight and hope none of my “family” survive, and that the world be swept reasonably clean of the worst. And if the world should get a much deserved thermonuclear “reset”, I’ll have a Grand Marnier for my coffee.
So the mad hatter of FR is demanding that people slit the throat of their paycheck envelope and send some of that green to the wheeled delegation of drunks sitting guard at the border, protecting the country against Nonfreepers, Antifreepers, Mormons, Homosexualists, catfish, and various brown people. Enabling them to turn FR into “a weapon”.
Sorry to disappoint you, crackpots: the only kind of “weapon” FR is and will ever be is the kind you stick in your mouth and pull the trigger on.
Very sad, actually – you coulda been contenders, you rotting collection of holyrolling jellyrollers.
Just a small comment on the onrolling madness of the FR begathons. They are no longer funny, just sad and predictable. If I was a betting critter I’s probably make book on when the FR kadres would kill some of their sheep for money. Piece of advice: be very careful of what you sign.
Now, that wasn’t funny but just nasty. This, on the other hand, IS funny. Pre-Obama Katzenjammer Kids.
Before the world got to worship at a Black Nazist’s feet.
That is Freeper Language and means that I am hip to the Catladies and am on the road to becoming P.R.E.F.E.C.T.
Just pulling your legs, ppl. Or spinning your wheels. Whatever feels right.
Today, I’ve looked in on the Begathon. Again. It’s getting awfully old, and awfully stoopid. But I have a comparison to make.
This is John Kerry, or as we all know him, “Lurch”. Meshuge Mikey has doctored him so that his eyes are blinking. His nose, though, is static. With only two more years of intensive training on the Free Photoshop Mikey will be able to remedy that, I’m sure.
Kerry was wounded in the Vietnam War. It seems to have been only a buttcheek wound from a flying rice grain, but still – there was blood and probably the need for a patch.
He’s a War Hero. Lol.
This is Jim Robinson, or as we all know him, Boss. He’s always appearing in his wheelchair, wearing his Navy cap and flying his American flags. He’s a War Hero.
But no. None of the kind. He never saw combat, he served on a ship safely offshore and his only commendation as far as I’ve been able to find was for lugging shells that were shot by a gunner at targets out of view.
But the impression for the gullible – deliberate, I’m damn sure – is that he lost his legs to the Communist enemy somehow.
Frauds. The more they differ, the more they’re the same.