Yeah. Old title from a series of British humor. LinkedIN has become a world champion of the grotesque, the lunatic and the wannabe swindlers.
We have a couple of screenshots for you today. Feel free to snicker uncontrollably :).
Enjoy. Or not.
It”s been some time since we made fun of Fascists on here, or as they sometimes like to call themselves in the US, “Facists”. What with ISIS, assorted islamic loony toons and far out cults approaching People’s Temple dive into terminal madness it’s easy to forget that there are actually just plain loons. Helmeted and uniformed, weird to watch (if you can sit through these Presidential campaign speeches for 2000 and 2004 without cracking a smile you have more self control than I have), but basically harmless. I give you Jack Grimes and the United Fascist Union. Or is that the United Facist Union? You decide :). You will note, however, that he seems to be made of wood. Maybe he’s Al Gore’s alter ego.
UFU ran in 2000 and 2004. They were also running in 2008, but for some reason it never took off. The campaign site still exists, however, run by hiis Propaganda Minister. And girlfriend, if I remember. But it’s inactive. Oh, and note the pentagram. Jack seems to have had a bee in his helmet about some spiritual matters, but I don’t think I ever saw a full explanation.
I have just been watching this cultural pearl from Matthau&Lemmon, since I am kinda grumpy these days and approaching the qualifying age. And I have the title music running circles in my head. Of course, I’ve been watching Mr. Obama bin Fraud and Ferguson in between, so the music has transformed a little bit: “We’re having a Crime Wave, an African Crime Wave…”
I miss Matthau. And a whole bunch of television and movies that is now on the scrap heap, like BBC’s excellent “Yes. Minister”. One of our cultural “intelligentsia”, Marie Simonsen, once stated that she preferred the *other* British political series, “The Thick Of It”, since the language was so much more real. Lots of “C*nt” and “Pr*ck” and that sort of thing. I guess that sort of sums up the European Intelligentsia in one fell tweet :). And of course, that series also sums up the liberal: a mindless, snapping animal.
But since we’re mentioning EU: I see that the F35 slated for the Brits must have pylon mounts for the bombs and whoopsidoos made by BAE. Maybe they can call it Stealth Xmas, since it’ll light up the radar screens like a Christmas Tree and eat the budget to the point where there’s no xmas gifts anywhere. In the old movies department, I think I’ll go dig out my copy of the Pentagon Wars :). It’s eerie how fact follows fiction, or in that case, how fact follows fact.
In other European glimpses of the bizarre: the EU will import Ebola-stricken aid workers into European hospitals. Never mind that Eu hospitals aren’t generally set up to handle level4 infectious diseases, there seems to be no talk about upgrading the facilities where Ebola actually is. Of course, it may be a problem that the islamics now are capturing Ebola samples from the aid groups. However, Germany just sprung for a 747 with an isolation habitat for one (1) person, so that under transport to a metropolitan environment in Europe, he (or she) can be properly isolated. There are very strange priorities in play here.
I also see that Israel is sending aid to the Ebola areas. This is highly commendable, of course; one can just hope that simple quarantine rules are understood. But the Israelis are probably in the forefront of potential solvers of the Ebola problem.
And it seems that over on Freerepublic, Jimrob is having a problem making his goal, and his goon squad is on to the tried and true: bannings, purges, and demands for money. Just saw a zot thread doing its ritual berserker dance-and-gloat over some Freeper scapegoat being run off with howls over “bloggers stealing the bread from Jim Robinson”. Then the thread was pulled by Robinson, with the claim that the thread had gone bad. What I think he didn’t want anyone to see was this:
Far too easy to make the connection between the demanding beast and Jimrob, I’m afraid.
What Freep really ought to do is to roll Jimrob off the pier and get new management/ownership. For example: Matt Bracken and Jeff Head are both decent people, know what is up and what is down, and would be eminently able to run a tight ship. If they want an outside consultant, they might want to consider Fred Reed.
Because, just face it boys: JR has destroyed 99% of the conservative capital Freepers had. Even a madman in the White House isn’t enough to keep FR afloat with a madman at the helm.
I mentioned that we just might be seeing the emergence of an Ebola STD. As expected, that has generated an amusing spectacle of liberal apes jumping excitedly up and down and flinging feces, while demanding to know how in blankety-blank anyone can make a connection between STDs and the enlightened left.
Well, tards – it’s really not that difficult. The liberal ID is notoriously stupid and suicidal in the field of human sexuality (or maybe the not-quite-human), and I’ll just show you a couple of practical examples here.
The thing was an open-street spectacle in San Fran, it was filmed extensively, and Norway’s über-liberal television stations had camera crews in place and broadcast the thing on primetime. Norsk Riksdrittkasting takes its duty seriously; to place enlightenment on the kids table.
There has been a growing trend of hiv-infected deliberately infecting others with hiv, often for LGBTQ militancy reasons. All the while screeching and moaning about the bigots and moneyspigots not curing them. Boohoo. Make the bad man take the bad virus away. Or else. For definition, look here (as well as more easy to find examples):
I’m not really generally very big on scripture, but if the story of Sodom and Gomorrah has a factual background at all, a Sodomite was probably the world’s first Democrat :).
So that’s it for today’s STD forecast. About the Ebola, there is of course a bit more. For a good timeline overview, there’s this:
And there’s no doubt that our liberal oinkers still think that Sarah Palin is the bigger problem. Particularly when you look at the latest from the Smithsonian:
Palin *is* on the 100 most significant Americans list, King Julian … Excuse me, King Obama is not.
But wait! There is more!
As some of you bitterly complained about, Prof. Eidelberg had received a communication indicating that at least some jihadist groups were advocating for using Ebola as a bioweapon against the infidels. Well, the intelligence seems to have been spot on.
Armed groups attacking and looting Ebola samples.
And they may blow President bin Fraud straight out of politics and into penitentiary.
Advice: never leave your little tank unattended, and don’t let the wimmin anywhere near it. And if your name is Gruber, you should have learned by now.
The election shcadenfreude is pleasantly thick in the air, and I’d like to congratulate our friends on Freerepublic – to the extent that we have friends – with a very pleasant result. There are caveats, of course: this is in no way an endorsement of the lunatic paranoiac holding the Freepers hostage, and the election result may hold its own very specific depth charge descending on JR and the antimormon horde’s heads, in the form of Mia Love :).
The liberals are trying to convince themselves that they didn’t really lose at all, just set Obama free to dictate. And that the right doesn’t know what socialism is, and anyway: doom on u :). Since some of these deep analyses are coming from people who have their political platform among the Rainbow Pony brigade, I’ll take if for what it is. Drivel.
Lastly, I’ll include a clip here. It’s fairly old, it’s culture: Baracka Flacka Flames parody and this version might not be on Youtube anymore. Anyway, it’s very good, in the school of burlesque, and it’s right on target. Baracka my man, you know where I’m at. If this posting steps on anyone’s toes, gimme a ping will you :).
Down in BarackaFlames
Prof. Paul Eidelberg is pointing out how some Muslims are planning to weaponize Ebola to use against the West, as well as drawing western military forces into the worst geographical areas of infection, where contact with open contagion is likely.
Weaponized Ebola is a bit of a difficult proposition, actually, and will at the very least be both expensive and risky. And most of the islamic countries, being not too far out of their neanderthal age, don’t stand too much of a chance. An exception is Saudi Arabia which has had perhaps the most advanced biowar program in the world for decades which has been looking to use genetically aimed plagues, the front sight resting straight on the Jews. From what I’m told, this program has at least one major helper in the West – in Denmark.
But to utilize Ebola as a weapon isn’t difficult at all, when you are a muslim living for mass death and suicide bombings. In that case, all that is needed is a ticket to an area where the virus is endemic, access to the dead or dying, and a return ticket. Going over to USA, there’s always an ACLU lawyer who will claim your right not to be quarantined and a President ready to pay your plane ticket. Then you just hook up with your muslim brothers who want to be ebolabombers too. And then, you know, you can just… mingle. Looking at how easily these animals pick up western “fellow travellers”, there’s a very real chance – almost a given – that we’re looking down the barrel of a pandemic.
Oh, and if I haven’t given you enough depressants right here: there’s a so far unidentified something that *looks* like an Ebola variant ravaging Sudan at the moment.
And finding the infections globally is a cinch: there’s a publicly available hour-to-hour mapping of where the cases are, the doctors and nurses involved, what hospitals, villages, hovels or camps. Information is a sharp sword, and we’re flooded with it.
Not that I give much of a damn.
As many of you know, I have been rather unrelenting in my criticism of criminality and corruption in the Norwegian State, in many cases exemplified by my Jewhating and murderous family. But the problems in the parasite state are unchanging. It was with some amusement I read this article:
and saw that nothing much has changed since I spent ten years working for Norsk Data and the exact same branch as Ms. Aulie. Basically, the system was uncontrollable. Corruption, cronyism and nepotism was the order of the day and public money allocations in the hundreds of millions went off into thin air (well, not exactly – we know who scurried off with the loot). I’ll give you a brief example.
There came a time when the Norwegian Social Security systems were to have an upgrade, and it did not go well. I mentioned that in a recent post. At that point there was also a personnel evaluation underway, and one of the top execs had the bright idea that it would be a golden opportunity to get rid of people he didn’t like, hire family as contractors and dole out money to same family. So he authored a vicious document to the top leadership of Norsk Data and laid out why he wanted rid of a large group of employees – one was “servile but sullen” and “strange”, for example. At the same time he authorized large payouts to his own daughter for makework which had nothing to do with the project.
As tragicomedy would have it, there was only one printer in the place, in its own room – and everyone used it. He printed his work but didn’t pick it up at once. Oh, and the copier was in the same room. Of course, pandemonium was right around the corner. It didn’t make things much better that he sent a “pep-talk” around to everyone, including the executive levels, which he concluded with “Up Yours!” I think he had some vague idea that it had something to do with encouragement :).
At least the company let him go the day after. The criminal State doesn’t even sneeze at this kind of filth.
Funny peculiar, even if not funny haha.