Category Archives: Caliphate

Funny Peculiar, Not Funny Haha

Yeah. Old title from a series of British humor. LinkedIN has become a world champion of the grotesque, the lunatic and the wannabe swindlers.

We have a couple of screenshots for you today. Feel free to snicker uncontrollably :).

hofmeyer  massini

Enjoy. Or not.

 

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LinkedIn Antisemites, Instalment Four

No muss, no fuss.

Patrick O’Leary

Michael Leire

Helmut Blankfein

Philip Manske

Jan Flecke

Later….


LinkedIN Antisemites, Instalment Two

Gaber Gamal

Sheikh Rahman PhD

Malcolm Pepper

Marcus Taylor

Kemba Cofield

More shortly.


Wordgames

Funny stuff, word games.  Free association can lead you in all kinds of pleasant and surprising directions.  Or even unpleasant and shocking.  Example: back in 1971 there was a novelist named Joy Chant who wrote a book titled “Red Moon and Black Mountain”. It was about all the standard stuff; a young wizard fighting entrenched evil, that sort of thing.  If you wanted to do a little association trip and write a book about Barack Hussein Obama, you might title it “Black Clown and White House”.  Now, people tend to think the president is an incredibly sharp knife, so much so that he has his very own little closet in the drawer.  Where he does important and world-saving stuff like watching soaps (Mad Men, House MD), sports, and sorting his golf clubs.

As luck (or maybe boredom) would have it, I have just been watching lots of “House MD”, evilly squirreled away on VHS tapes.  And the strange thing is that Obama bin Fraud seems to have been extraordinarily obsessed with this TV-series.  So much so that he hired one of the actors (Kal Penn, who plays Dr. Kuttner and is tragically killed when he needed to leave the series to go hold Mr. Obama’s hand.  Dr. Kuttner has a competitor in the series, Dr. Taub.  Dr. Taub is a Jew, and is not well liked by the series title figure who is a tortured genius obsessed with saving the world and being right.  And even more importantly, proving everyone else, particularly the Jew, wrong.

So it would seem that El Presidente has a soft spot for the tortured savior.  Which leads us to the joke.  Sort of.  Maybe there’s even jokes inside jokes here.

House may be portrayed as a genius in the series, but for people who know (and remember), the actor who plays House is perhaps more known as Bertie Wooster, the slack-jawed upper-crust village idiot who is a member of the Drone Club and a puppet of his manservant Jeeves.

So who or what is Jeeves in the White Household?  And is he/she/it having fun?

Lol. I know I am. Are you?


Sore Loser, Sore Throat

Just an all around sore.

Obama bin Fraud has a sore throat.  The presidential physician (or maybe witchdoctor) claims acid reflux, and of course President SadSack is pretty much acid and a bad trip all the way.

But it’s also a fact that one of the early Ebola symptoms is a sore throat.

If he’s so unlucky as to have contracted the African Death, it will be most inconvenient for a ton of European folks who are now running in circles to reassure their voting cattle that there is absolutely no danger.  In the US and Europe there has just been a claim that an airborne ebola is so unlikely as to be a nonstarter.  What all these happy officials tend to forget, of course, is that there already *is* an airborne variant, of which none of the sharply honed brains of the CDC had any idea of the fact that it infected pigs freely and had run away to the wild years ago.  It took twelve years before chance directed someone’s attention to poor porky.  And I remind you that Ebola, Marburg and their cousins are so new to the western world that they basically have existed on our horizon only since around 1970.  That is a little over 40 years.  And there has *already* been mutation into an airborne virus.

Maybe it’s cruel to post a reminder of the fact that Ebola Reston (the airborne one) first turned up practically a stone throw from Fort Detrick, one of the main Biowar centers of the world.

Meanwhile, the establishment is in a tizzy to claim that Ebola cannot infect pets.  Any Ebolist-owned cats and dogs have been promptly isolated, even as their owners have been left to go bowling, maybe while vomiting.  The European Commission and the EFSA are now moving quickly to establish some facts to prove their optimism, basically this seems to consist of begging for researchers to pleeease do the research these organs haven’t done.  And be quick about it.

It would be a great shame if this pestilence was killing dogs.  As for Presidents and Bureaucrats, I really could care less.

 

 


Bad Moon Rising

I mentioned that we just might be seeing the emergence of an Ebola STD.  As expected, that has generated an amusing spectacle of liberal apes jumping excitedly up and down and flinging feces, while demanding to know how in blankety-blank anyone can make a connection between STDs and the enlightened left.

Well, tards – it’s really not that difficult.  The liberal ID is notoriously stupid and suicidal in the field of human sexuality (or maybe the not-quite-human), and I’ll just show you a couple of practical examples here.

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-world-records-male-16-times-in-1-hour-female-620-men-in-10-hours

The thing was an open-street spectacle in San Fran, it was filmed extensively, and Norway’s über-liberal television stations had camera crews in place and broadcast the thing on primetime.  Norsk Riksdrittkasting takes its duty seriously; to place enlightenment on the kids table.

There has been a growing trend of hiv-infected deliberately infecting others with hiv, often for LGBTQ militancy reasons.  All the while screeching and moaning about the bigots and moneyspigots not curing them.  Boohoo.  Make the bad man take the bad virus away.  Or else.  For definition, look here (as well as more easy to find examples):

http://www.avert.org/criminal-transmission-hiv.htm

I’m not really generally very big on scripture, but if the story of Sodom and Gomorrah has a factual background at all, a Sodomite was probably the world’s first Democrat :).

So that’s it for today’s STD forecast.  About the Ebola, there is of course a bit more.  For a good timeline overview, there’s this:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-28755033

And there’s no doubt that our liberal oinkers still think that Sarah Palin is the bigger problem.  Particularly when you look at the latest from the Smithsonian:

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/11/22/obama-not-on-smithsonians-100-most-significant-americans-list-liberals-in-shock-over-who-is-160619

Palin *is* on the 100 most significant Americans list, King Julian … Excuse me, King Obama is not.

Consolation prize:

 

But wait!  There is more!

As some of you bitterly complained about, Prof. Eidelberg had received a communication indicating that at least some jihadist groups were advocating for using Ebola as a bioweapon against the infidels.  Well, the intelligence seems to have been spot on.

http://news.yahoo.com/bandits-guinea-steal-suspected-ebola-blood-105816420.html

Armed groups attacking and looting Ebola samples.


Ebola and Beyond

Now, this is a nasty development:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/delhi/Doctors-sweat-over-whether-Ebola-positive-man-spread-virus/articleshow/45210667.cms

So, there seems to be a person carrying Ebola in his semen.  You may remember that I wondered about virus latency earlier, and this raises a whole bucketfull of uncomfortable questions.  One of them being, of course, will ebola at some point be capable of transmitting unobtrusively as an STD?  If so, that would make Ebola the star in this century’s liberal firmament.  Death Star, but still.

In news of the US, I see that Mr. Obama bin Fraud has just cancelled the Constitution, dissolved the Nation, declared himself Caliph or Emperor or King or something, and performed a “neener neener”.  He may get away with it.  The British government certainly did get away with it when they deliberately imported large numbers of jihadists to permanently change the face of Britain and obliterate Britain-that-was.  Quislingism is today’s religion; certainly the State Religion.

More popcorn.  Things may get *real* interesting.

http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/riseofhitler/named.htm


Obama tanks are home again

And they may blow President bin Fraud straight out of politics and into penitentiary.

Advice: never leave your little tank unattended, and don’t let the wimmin anywhere near it. And if your name is Gruber, you should have learned by now.

 


Norway Strikes Again

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/dramatic-video-of-boy-rescuing-girl-in-syrian-war-zone-a-fake/

Well, what do you know: another feather in the Norwegian cap.  A “news” video as false as the Muhammed Al Durrah lie.  Maybe someone can sue the Norwegian muslim fellow travellers?  Agence France presse got more than slightly singed in their obsessive-compulsive lying for the falsestinians.  It would be more than fitting if Norway started to pay a price for its swinishness.

In other news I see that Mr. Obama bin Fraud is planning to do away with Congress, Senate, political Parties and votes, and rely on his own more than double vote in order to expand America to include every neanderthal that hasn’t quite made it to cro-magnon, to say nothing of beyond.  The crackers, often scared white, are to be privileged to pay for the festivities with taxes and cracked skulls.  That’s why they call them crackers.

Jeff Sessions, on the other hand, think they have the votes to stop Mr. Obama’s runaway train in a manner not involving bullets or impeachment, marshals, arrest and straitjacketing.  I wouldn’t be so sure.  A cornered rat is a dangerous rat, and heavy gloves should be worn and a tetanus-shot administered before caging it.

Anyway, we live in those China-cursed times they call interesting, with a Communist Empire copying every western secret before the west even knows it has them and chucking its own citizens into extermination camps, something it is humanitarian enough to help North Korea do too.  Mr. Obama has made no secret of his Mao and Che Guevara home decor for the White House, so who knows whose soldiers you may see in America’s streets when the going gets weird and the weird get going?

Anyway, seeing these antics I’m reminded of someone who is dead.  He used to end his day guzzling moonshine-laced coffee until he fell asleep and pissed himself.  He was an old-school Norwegian worker party animal.  Maybe he knew what was coming.

 

 


Shambling thru the shambles

The election shcadenfreude is pleasantly thick in the air, and I’d like to congratulate our friends on Freerepublic – to the extent that we have friends – with a very pleasant result.  There are caveats, of course: this is in no way an endorsement of the lunatic paranoiac holding the Freepers hostage, and the election result may hold its own very specific depth charge descending on JR and the antimormon horde’s heads, in the form of Mia Love :).

The liberals are trying to convince themselves that they didn’t really lose at all, just set Obama free to dictate.  And that the right doesn’t know what socialism is, and anyway: doom on u :).  Since some of these deep analyses are coming from people who have their political platform among the Rainbow Pony brigade, I’ll take if for what it is. Drivel.

Lastly, I’ll include a clip here.  It’s fairly old, it’s culture: Baracka Flacka Flames parody and this version might not be on Youtube anymore.  Anyway, it’s very good, in the school of burlesque, and it’s right on target.  Baracka my man, you know where I’m at.  If this posting steps on anyone’s toes, gimme a ping will you :).

Down in BarackaFlames