Not only will the devils, djinns and spirits try to invade your diverse orifices while in the bathroom, they will jump you on the phone too. I’m waiting for one of our particularly pro-jihad av-companies (like Norman ASA, for example,) to come out with an anti-djinn dongle to filter out these nuisances. The banks have already discovered the joys of slipping the bonds of civilized controls with shariah financing; the dongle would be a natural inroad for a mendacious industry to their mental kinsmen. And profitable🙂.
Anyway, enjoy this enlightening bit of islamic talkshow-tomfoolery: