Low tech jihad

I was just going through some mementos from the days and months following 9.11. Some are hardware from places like Pakistan and China, and Ebay functioned as a great marketplace for this stuff. You could get a fairly true political picture by watching the goings on there, and much more detailed than just the surface like that Ebay sells no guns and subscribes to the standard politically correct and left-oriented ethos.

One of the bestsellers back then was Pakistani combat knives celebrating 9.11, like this one:

911-knife-pak-2

Great quality actually, and probably good economics for many Pakistani metalworkers who are extremely competent.


United Fascists

It”s been some time since we made fun of Fascists on here, or as they sometimes like to call themselves in the US, “Facists”. What with ISIS, assorted islamic loony toons and far out cults approaching People’s Temple dive into terminal madness it’s easy to forget that there are actually just plain loons. Helmeted and uniformed, weird to watch (if you can sit through these Presidential campaign speeches for 2000 and 2004 without cracking a smile you have more self control than I have), but basically harmless. I give you Jack Grimes and the United Fascist Union. Or is that the United Facist Union? You decide :). You will note, however, that he seems to be made of wood. Maybe he’s Al Gore’s alter ego.

 

helmet

UFU ran in 2000 and 2004. They were also running in 2008, but for some reason it never took off. The campaign site still exists, however, run by hiis Propaganda Minister. And girlfriend, if I remember. But it’s inactive. Oh, and note the pentagram. Jack seems to have had a bee in his helmet about some spiritual matters, but I don’t think I ever saw a full explanation.

 


Pigdogs of Europe

Having watched islams subhumanity in its grotesque dance in Paris, again – slaughtering cartoonists – I’m reminded of the old Nickelodeon figure CatDog.  Here’s a picture of him:

catdog

If you click on him, he gets much  bigger.  He may even bark, but only if you believe.

Anyway, islam has its own catdog.  I call him PigDog.  He has a dog in one end and Mohammed in the other.

Sadly, it seems that the Eurabians are already in full CYA-mode, with frenzied howls for tighter control of internet publications (and other publications) that may enrage the animals or cause the animals to suffer hardship. They also want tighter control with islamic jihadist expression, which is of course a pathetic attempt to sweep the 800-pound gorilla under the doormat, so that they can pretend that islam is good and a Religion of Peace.

Good luck with that.

The infestation is going to need light for disinfection.  Unfortunately, the only adequate lighting at this point seems to be nuclear flashes.


Wordgames

Funny stuff, word games.  Free association can lead you in all kinds of pleasant and surprising directions.  Or even unpleasant and shocking.  Example: back in 1971 there was a novelist named Joy Chant who wrote a book titled “Red Moon and Black Mountain”. It was about all the standard stuff; a young wizard fighting entrenched evil, that sort of thing.  If you wanted to do a little association trip and write a book about Barack Hussein Obama, you might title it “Black Clown and White House”.  Now, people tend to think the president is an incredibly sharp knife, so much so that he has his very own little closet in the drawer.  Where he does important and world-saving stuff like watching soaps (Mad Men, House MD), sports, and sorting his golf clubs.

As luck (or maybe boredom) would have it, I have just been watching lots of “House MD”, evilly squirreled away on VHS tapes.  And the strange thing is that Obama bin Fraud seems to have been extraordinarily obsessed with this TV-series.  So much so that he hired one of the actors (Kal Penn, who plays Dr. Kuttner and is tragically killed when he needed to leave the series to go hold Mr. Obama’s hand.  Dr. Kuttner has a competitor in the series, Dr. Taub.  Dr. Taub is a Jew, and is not well liked by the series title figure who is a tortured genius obsessed with saving the world and being right.  And even more importantly, proving everyone else, particularly the Jew, wrong.

So it would seem that El Presidente has a soft spot for the tortured savior.  Which leads us to the joke.  Sort of.  Maybe there’s even jokes inside jokes here.

House may be portrayed as a genius in the series, but for people who know (and remember), the actor who plays House is perhaps more known as Bertie Wooster, the slack-jawed upper-crust village idiot who is a member of the Drone Club and a puppet of his manservant Jeeves.

So who or what is Jeeves in the White Household?  And is he/she/it having fun?

Lol. I know I am. Are you?


Avast!! And arr too! Cursed parrots coding!

And stuff like that to irritate us hapless users of the interwebs.

I never thought I’d see Avast AV turn into a marketing bloatware, but I’ve been wrong about a lot in the antivirus sector in tha last twenty or so years.  Actually, to be totally frank, just one thing: that it had brains and integrity.  Oh, wait – that’s TWO things.  If I keep thinking about it I may find a pear tree somewhere.

But something changed with the manageable, lightweight Avast.  Just a moment ago it hectored me with the fact that I have 14 – fourteen – unnecessary applications on my computer.  And some more nannying dribble.  So what changed? Did you *hire* someone?  Or did you buy some company, which is what all owners seem to do when they get some money in the till?  Did you maybe let in someone from some *other* AV company of cretins, like Norman ASA (which now seems to have gone sort of into hiding in the skirts of something called Bluecoat if I remember)?

There’s another irritation for us Internauts: Counters.  Dueling Counters.  Of which Sitemeter wins, hands down.  Or maybe hands up.  It certainly works like it might be programmed by the Obama Programming Staff.  How Dave managed to turn that simple, relatively clean and reliable product into the abortion flogged by myspace boggles the mind of everything but flatworms.

r-keyboard

R!!!!

 


Sore Loser, Sore Throat

Just an all around sore.

Obama bin Fraud has a sore throat.  The presidential physician (or maybe witchdoctor) claims acid reflux, and of course President SadSack is pretty much acid and a bad trip all the way.

But it’s also a fact that one of the early Ebola symptoms is a sore throat.

If he’s so unlucky as to have contracted the African Death, it will be most inconvenient for a ton of European folks who are now running in circles to reassure their voting cattle that there is absolutely no danger.  In the US and Europe there has just been a claim that an airborne ebola is so unlikely as to be a nonstarter.  What all these happy officials tend to forget, of course, is that there already *is* an airborne variant, of which none of the sharply honed brains of the CDC had any idea of the fact that it infected pigs freely and had run away to the wild years ago.  It took twelve years before chance directed someone’s attention to poor porky.  And I remind you that Ebola, Marburg and their cousins are so new to the western world that they basically have existed on our horizon only since around 1970.  That is a little over 40 years.  And there has *already* been mutation into an airborne virus.

Maybe it’s cruel to post a reminder of the fact that Ebola Reston (the airborne one) first turned up practically a stone throw from Fort Detrick, one of the main Biowar centers of the world.

Meanwhile, the establishment is in a tizzy to claim that Ebola cannot infect pets.  Any Ebolist-owned cats and dogs have been promptly isolated, even as their owners have been left to go bowling, maybe while vomiting.  The European Commission and the EFSA are now moving quickly to establish some facts to prove their optimism, basically this seems to consist of begging for researchers to pleeease do the research these organs haven’t done.  And be quick about it.

It would be a great shame if this pestilence was killing dogs.  As for Presidents and Bureaucrats, I really could care less.

 

 


That STD Ebola

Is getting some more clarity.  Evidently the patient had been infected, then cured – but still carried the virus in his semen.  Again, look up virus latency.

From Africa comes another bit of chiller news.  It seems a person cured from Ebola got re-infected when reunited with his family.  So having had the disease doesn’t give immunity, evidently.

But on the plus side, work to come to grips with this virus is gathering speed, with some innovation like small, portable (suitcase) labs that can do better, faster tests.

Oh, and apropos of nothing: over on FR they are now at Begathon Thread LIX!  I take it that means JR lix balls for dimes :).

 


Gun Control

I just saw some guy point out that the gun that must be tightly controlled is the Government’s gun.  Being the nice fellow that I am, I’m going to give you a way to do just that.

All of you know, of course, how a ballistic microscope is used to identify a spent bullet by comparing its lands and grooves with another bullet, test fired from a suspect gun.  What about getting the gun to stamp the gun serial number on each bullet as it is fired?

In these days of 3d-printing, it’s actually easy.  Each barrel gets its grooves and lands by means of a reamer, and the new tech gives us the means to have a unique reamer for each barrel.  Each reamer then just goes back into the printing material.

So what you do is lay out the serial number as barcode and print it as reamer, in titanium.

Voila.  The gun prints not the boring ol six grooves and lands or whatever, but the gun serial number.  The grooves can look like anything, as long as they impart spin.  But the conventional variant is for manufacturing, which has never had these possibilities before.  All of this needs incorporating into the production process, so it’s not free, but it can do something previously practically impossible.

Now: ban conventional guns from being owned by any government entity or employee.

Lol.  I also have an ammo variant that makes for bystander-safe bullets, or close to it, but let’s not get overexcited :)

 


Grumpy Old Men

I have just been watching this cultural pearl from Matthau&Lemmon, since I am kinda grumpy these days and approaching the qualifying age.  And I have the title music running circles in my head.  Of course, I’ve been watching Mr. Obama bin Fraud and Ferguson in between, so the music has transformed a little bit: “We’re having a Crime Wave, an African Crime Wave…”

I miss Matthau.  And a whole bunch of television and movies that is now on the scrap heap, like BBC’s excellent “Yes. Minister”.  One of our cultural “intelligentsia”, Marie Simonsen, once stated that she preferred the *other* British political series, “The Thick Of It”, since the language was so much more real.  Lots of “C*nt” and “Pr*ck” and that sort of thing.  I guess that sort of sums up the European Intelligentsia in one fell tweet :). And of course, that series also sums up the liberal: a mindless, snapping animal.

But since we’re mentioning EU: I see that the F35 slated for the Brits must have pylon mounts for the bombs and whoopsidoos made by BAE.  Maybe they can call it Stealth Xmas, since it’ll light up the radar screens like a Christmas Tree and eat the budget to the point where there’s no xmas gifts anywhere.  In the old movies department, I think I’ll go dig out my copy of the Pentagon Wars :).  It’s eerie how fact follows fiction, or in that case, how fact follows fact.

In other European glimpses of the bizarre: the EU will import Ebola-stricken aid workers into European hospitals.  Never mind that Eu hospitals aren’t generally set up to handle level4 infectious diseases, there seems to be no talk about upgrading the facilities where Ebola actually is.  Of course, it may be a problem that the islamics now are capturing Ebola samples from the aid groups.  However, Germany just sprung for a 747 with an isolation habitat for one (1) person, so that under transport to a metropolitan environment in Europe, he (or she) can be properly isolated.  There are very strange priorities in play here.

I also see that Israel is sending aid to the Ebola areas.  This is highly commendable, of course; one can just hope that simple quarantine rules are understood.  But the Israelis are probably in the forefront of potential solvers of the Ebola problem.

And it seems that over on Freerepublic, Jimrob is having a problem making his goal, and his goon squad is on to the tried and true: bannings, purges, and demands for money. Just saw a zot thread doing its ritual berserker dance-and-gloat over some Freeper scapegoat being run off with howls over “bloggers stealing the bread from Jim Robinson”.  Then the thread was pulled by Robinson, with the claim that the thread had gone bad.  What I think he didn’t want anyone to see was this:

punk

Far too easy to make the connection between the demanding beast and Jimrob, I’m afraid.

What Freep really ought to do is to roll Jimrob off the pier and get new management/ownership.  For example: Matt Bracken and Jeff Head are both decent people, know what is up and what is down, and would be eminently able to run a tight ship.  If they want an outside consultant, they might want to consider Fred Reed.

Because, just face it boys: JR has destroyed 99% of the conservative capital Freepers had.  Even a madman in the White House isn’t enough to keep FR afloat with a madman at the helm.

 


Bad Moon Rising

I mentioned that we just might be seeing the emergence of an Ebola STD.  As expected, that has generated an amusing spectacle of liberal apes jumping excitedly up and down and flinging feces, while demanding to know how in blankety-blank anyone can make a connection between STDs and the enlightened left.

Well, tards – it’s really not that difficult.  The liberal ID is notoriously stupid and suicidal in the field of human sexuality (or maybe the not-quite-human), and I’ll just show you a couple of practical examples here.

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-world-records-male-16-times-in-1-hour-female-620-men-in-10-hours

The thing was an open-street spectacle in San Fran, it was filmed extensively, and Norway’s über-liberal television stations had camera crews in place and broadcast the thing on primetime.  Norsk Riksdrittkasting takes its duty seriously; to place enlightenment on the kids table.

There has been a growing trend of hiv-infected deliberately infecting others with hiv, often for LGBTQ militancy reasons.  All the while screeching and moaning about the bigots and moneyspigots not curing them.  Boohoo.  Make the bad man take the bad virus away.  Or else.  For definition, look here (as well as more easy to find examples):

http://www.avert.org/criminal-transmission-hiv.htm

I’m not really generally very big on scripture, but if the story of Sodom and Gomorrah has a factual background at all, a Sodomite was probably the world’s first Democrat :).

So that’s it for today’s STD forecast.  About the Ebola, there is of course a bit more.  For a good timeline overview, there’s this:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-28755033

And there’s no doubt that our liberal oinkers still think that Sarah Palin is the bigger problem.  Particularly when you look at the latest from the Smithsonian:

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/11/22/obama-not-on-smithsonians-100-most-significant-americans-list-liberals-in-shock-over-who-is-160619

Palin *is* on the 100 most significant Americans list, King Julian … Excuse me, King Obama is not.

Consolation prize:

 

But wait!  There is more!

As some of you bitterly complained about, Prof. Eidelberg had received a communication indicating that at least some jihadist groups were advocating for using Ebola as a bioweapon against the infidels.  Well, the intelligence seems to have been spot on.

http://news.yahoo.com/bandits-guinea-steal-suspected-ebola-blood-105816420.html

Armed groups attacking and looting Ebola samples.


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